Tag Archives: My Life

State of the Union, Isle of Tam, March 2011

It’s that time of the month. No, not that time of the month. Appraisal time. Time to see how I did or did not measure up these past 28 days. I have a tendency to be harsh with myself in my … Continue reading

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My Big Fat Summer Vacation and the Summer of Familial “Love”

As a child, I probably had some of the best summer vacations ever. We didn’t go to Disney World or Paris. We didn’t go to see Broadway shows in New York or go on walkabout in Australia. We did better … Continue reading

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Faith, Fairness, and the Mysterious Mating Habits of Humans

Sunday evening was a lovely time when I was young. We had our main meal at noon after church–usually pot roast, roasted potatoes, a rich onion gravy, and some type of vegetables. Come evening we had family time. We watched … Continue reading

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My Private Tsunami

I’m thinking about careers in which being argumentative is a plus. There are always the day show host slots–bringing people on to television and having them duke out their problems physically or verbally. There’s always the legal profession, of course. … Continue reading

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Shades of Blue and Grey

I was waiting today at the offices at PHS, and there were only ancient magazines to read. I can’t stand all the celebrity hype, so there was no way I was going to read two-year-old People magazines. I picked up … Continue reading

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Girl, Get Yourself some Ribs and some Ice Cream, because You Have Been Dumped

My really wonderful relationship with a really great guy has turned really awful. Some how or another, it’s become one-sided, and rather than sitting here pondering if it was something I did, something wrong with me, I’m trying to turn … Continue reading

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Can I Have an Order of Human Beef? Sure, as Soon as I Get My Balls Done

    Oh my stars! I have not laughed so much in a long, long time. First it was http://www.AwkwardFamilyPhotographs.com. Today it’s http://www.DamnYouAutocorrect.com. I am feeling grateful to the world for providing me with so much to laugh at!  iPhone … Continue reading

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Oh, Daddy! On the Other Side of the PoWM Fence, Looking In

I’m a minority, on the unpopular side of the People of WalMart (PoWM) fence. I’ve always been for the underdog. Shoot, I’ve often been the underdog. Why change things now? No, I’m all for Awkward Family Photographs (AFP). My reasoning … Continue reading

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Being a Luddite Has its Occasional Drawbacks…

We live in an era when technological advancement (I won’t call it improvements because technology doesn’t necessarily better our lives) comes faster than the majority of us can follow. We send faxes, e-mails, texts, and tweets text at lightening speeds … Continue reading

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Murderess Sought in Serial Killings

I can’t tell you how much it wounds my soul. I am a murderess. I have violently killed three mice. Ugh. Not only a murderess but a serial killer to boot. And I believe there is yet another mouse. I … Continue reading

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